Caught an ep of Gossip Girl last night because I’m married, and watching re-runs and eating frosting from the container is all I’m legally allowed to do now.

Turns out Elizabeth Hurley is on the show now? The most notable part of her performance is not her avuncular seduction of Miss Ultimate Grand Supreme Runner Up Chase Crawford, but her ability to strut around like it’s still the late 90′s.

I bet she doesn’t even take her shoes off at airports.