Today, the world lost a chance to accidentally be rude to me.

For nearly 27 years, I have had a small mole on the underside of my chin. It usually remained undetectable unless it wasn’t, and when it wasn’t, strangers would approach me and quietly tell me I had a little food ‘right there.’

You can imagine my delight in telling them thanks, but it’s a mole.

That all ended this morning, at approximately 10:35 am. My dermatologist took one look and decided me + food mole =

FM deserves a proper send off, and since this blog is about everything and nothing I decided there was no better forum. Below are shots of me and food mole through the ages, and across the world.

May the scar left in its absence light up the dark corners of my facebook albums.