Monthly Archives: April 2012

In the rare event that you don’t already know, today marks the birth of Babs. April 24th should be declared a National Holiday where everyone is forced to seek refuge in the nearest gay bar.

Some ska about my name. You’re super welcome.

Really going for it with these headlines, Cat Fancy. Thanks to evil genius Lauren and her pranks, I’ve been receiving Cat Fancy at my place of work. It’s mortifying, but I now know the golden rule of sailing with cats: … Continue reading →

Never before have I seen an inspirational pin challenging me to do the exact thing I am not only created to, but am also already able to do. This completely normal bird, about to use its god-given wings and hollow … Continue reading →

This is a rooster I met at work today.

We did not win the lottery. When we heard someone hit the jackpot in Baltimore County we both hoped against hope it was our parents or siblings (we’d have zero shame in them dumping some of the winnings into an … Continue reading →